Monday, November 7, 2016

THE HOLINESS OF WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME

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How to be a giant??? How not to be a grasshopper, even though grasshoppers are good, they are Kosher foods. To become instead of a grasshopper, to become a giant! A giant as big as a NY Giant Football Player!!!

To have good ethics as you watch these Football Games on TV or on your video player online, not  instead watching dirty porno.

To see good men who wear tight WHITE clean pants with Israeli holy blue football jerseys. Watching these white pants with muscles protruding as they shake and shimmy to make a TOUCHDOWN!!!

Not to worry or fret about these gorgeous men you love to be in danger, they wear helmets to protect their glorious heads. Not to worry about feeding them. Their bodies well-trained, in shape, in constant everyday exercise and they are eating well.

The hands and arms of the referees in an upward swing!!! As they touch the Throne of G-D in the blue skies and blow their whistles with wholesome wind in their lungs! Raising THE TORAH scroll high into the skies!

Whistles with pursed healthy lips like a SHOFAR blown in holiness of THE L-RD to awaken you and to bring your body and mind stimulation, a good feeling in your body, not breaking any Commandments of The Torah to feel good.

To watch these glorious "fighters" but not as boxers who bruise each other, instead to be a holy minyan of Football Players to delight and dance to your fancy, to wet your body with the sweat of their hard-working brows, all in clean fun.

Footballs no longer made out of pig skin, footballs we can touch and hold like soft babies in our clean washed hands.

Football, a clean game, a clean sport, a holy sport, an inclusive sport for all to see on TV. TVs sold in all stores accessible to everyone.

Football, a clean holy inclusive game for ALL: Men, Women, and Children.

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