COMBATING EVIL SPIRITS WELCOMING GOOD SPIRITS

The Halloween Pagan holiday after Sukkot the Jewish Holiday. What about these scary spirits. They come to you and knock on your door. What to do about real spirits when they cannot remain buried, always to keep you harried. A coffin closed door opening, a creaking sound, a slamming of the coffin door, a door at all? There is the Shabbat Bride who is at your Sanctuary Door, but she is not spooky, she is beautiful. The Sukkot holy days to be days of beautiful Jewish women with their husbands in our present and in our past.

Out of doors this Sukkah is created, to sit in it as we feel the cool dew of the outdoors on our faces, moisture on our hands, a sweet time eating Challah, Rosh Ha' Shannah Jewish new year sweetie foods: caramel and peanut taffy apples on a stick, caramel corn like popped corn except not salty, it is sweet. A shot of Scotch or a sip of sweet heart red Kosher wine, Blue Moon beer. The goodness of good liquor spirits. Good spirits not scary with us in our Sukkahs like i.e. Moses, Miriam, Aaron, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Rebecca, Rachel, Leah, Esther, Hannah, Ruth. 

A musical instrument a piccolo or a flute to pick up and to play our favorite songs, songs from our worship Siddur prayer books singing soulfully as we play our instruments. Tropes in songs with the endings of words that increase to soprano into a one two three-Yah! How to deal with this constant three? Yah, it is one two three-Yah!

How many Gods are there? One. Yah! Who is God? Yah!

Sit back now and relax on your easy chair, invite family and friends into your outdoor Sukkah. Do you have a new pal who resembles a vampire? Ask her into your tent Sukkah and laugh about ol' times. Her teeth to be shining white brilliant none missing. She has all her teeth including her wisdom teeth! Ask her for a word of wisdom. 

Break open a jar of honey, sweetie honey that you can both swallow, to stay compassionate, affectionate, fondness, appreciative really wonderful. Is there someone under the weather? How 'bout a bowl of chicken noodle soup? If not, how 'bout a bowl of matzos ball soup. Apple cider? Apple juice as a substitute for grape juice to pray at our Shabbat Torah worship services. No rain yet? Sleep overnight in your Sukkah and enjoy!

What to enjoy? Enjoy the Fall fallen leaves during the times of Awe in autumn. Red leaves, golden, green, yellow, leaves of crispy consistency. Put a red leaf into your book as a bookmark and then send it into a letter for your sweetie to behold, beloved, blessed, real live leaves. Promise me never to leave. Who? God.

IS IT FALL OR IS IT AUTUMN?

To be Fall in a warmer weather climate, is it Fall season or is it called autumn? Do we claim "awe" or do we claim not to tumble in a fall during the Fall.

To have superior genetics to stand up tall, Czech "sokol" gymnastics in the Fall not to take a fall, not to fall down, to look upwards to feel the warmth of the sun and also to look downwards to feel humility, easiness a feeling of truth and sincerity, a bow before the Lord. How many Gods are there? There is One. Will this ever change? No.

To not trip on a red brick falling backwards or fall because you're not holding onto a wall. A yellow wall? It's mellow. Stands tall. To remain standing, to take a stand, to have an orchestral band playing sweet music in your head, davening, chanting, peacefulness, soundness, also to see beauty, to have a beau who is a partner beau that means beautiful. 

To where do you and she travel to? To a place we've been before, a place of familiarity, to remember old sights, to dance in a forest, to feel the coolness of running water, streams, rivers, white water rapids rafting. To be like Tarzan to fly from tree to tree, three to three? If you are strong enough, otherwise rest in the number One. If there is One number the easier your life will be, soothing as after a back massage, what is the message not to miss?  Yellow mustard and corned beef on rye bread. Carrot sticks.

CREATIVE IDEAS FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

A new and different Halloween costume? Lots of ideas from children's books in libraries children's departments, looking on shelves of Celebrate and Party Stores. Can you come up with an idea of your own? What type of character did do you always want to become? 

A Push-Me Pull-You. A horse with two heads one on you and one on your husband's head, like Siamese Twins. A horse or a cowboy? A cowgirl. A black and white Zebra? Paint your face in black and white stripes. As a horse to have a bushy shaggy tail, to swing back and forth, to have a lion's mane or tiger's green eyes. To use black lipstick to smear on your lips. To add a drop of an aromatic oil to underneath your ears.

To be a Hercules, the strongest man in the world to add padding over your arms, strong full comfy muscles, the Greek God, to be Medusa, the Greek Goddess to braid your hair in tiny snake-like braids to flip flop on top of your head shake your head and we will watch the braids fly like nighttime bats. 

Places to go in these costumes, uniforms. The richer the neighborhood the more pleasing the candy. A doctors' neighborhood. A place to find a trick or a treat. 

The costume of a witch with her flying broomstick, a dog in a basket on the back of her bike. Tonto. A gypsy with long beaded necklaces and bracelets, scarves all over her shoulders, neck and head. A long bouncy skirt. To be a Mr. Fred Flint Stone and his wife Wilma to be dressed in tiger red stripes on long garments as in The Flint Stones on TV. 

Halloween is a fun time for everyone, trick or treat? Knock three times on the front door, and I will let you in. The password? The number three. 

The Adam's Family. Frankenstein. Vampires. Werewolves, Ghosts. A razor blade in an apple? Rat poison dusting a candy bar unwrapped and then wrapped again. A cookie chocolate chip and cyanide put in the dough the batter for the badder. 

Enjoy your Halloween! Lots of delicious snacks!

3 X 3 = 9

In Jewish ritual law, there is a rule that ten Jews must be present in order to recite the Kaddish the prayer for the dead. However if you have nine people you need only the Torah scroll itself to count as the tenth member. If there is no Torah scroll or not a tenth person member, only nine individuals, then the Kaddish cannot be recited. 

The Minnesota Temple's Scrolls were saved first not to even save the people themselves the scrolls were considered more important than the people. The pics uploaded of this burning of the synagogue show the police saving the scrolls, as if the scrolls were human. Women are not allowed to pray from the scrolls or even be near them. Women are also segregated at the Western Wall in Herusalem. 

So how can we deal with this and do something about it? Missionaries are knocking on doors everywhere every day, to bring the good word to the households of these domestic housewives who do nothing but cleaning and cooking all day, an existence of the wicked, "Boil Boil Toil and Trouble". 

Find a good neighborhood buy a farm a farmhouse a barn a garden horses, cows, sell cow's milk, raise animals have a family love your family do charity good deeds for those who know not.

WHAT IS NEW AND WHAT IS OLD

New vs. old, is old bad and new good? Elderly people are old and this does not mean they are bad, old age to be respected, loved, the elderly to be honored they to come first before all others. The elderly to have wisdom a lifetime long of information to give to us, to impart words of wisdom, to be smart intelligent intellectual, worldly well traveled, to know alot, not to be dumb, not be mistreated, not to treat them like children. 

What is new? A newborn baby is new, a new song is new as ordered to sing this new song by The Psalms. A new car is new, safer than an old car. A new electronic computer system is new, new brands new companies, the Apple company being new and old the first computer system ever to be. An apple freshly picked off a fruit tree is new not old. An apple being red, well-read, reading books writing books, ideas new not old not copied not mimicked to be original. 

Newness, freshness, not imagined, reality, scientific, scientific Breaking News. Backwards NEW spells "wen". What is wen? With an H it spells wHen and jon with an H spells John. For Elizabeth to have given birth to a son named John. Or Johnny, there is Johnny Apple Seed a friend to feed to be fed to eat later again. 

Make new friends but keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold.

THE BIRDS AND THE BEES AT WAR SOME MORE

The birds or the bees, I'll take both of them, please. A bee she be's a stinging tail end, a bird she flies like butterflies not removed from her nest her children flying free a bird a butterfly a graceful orange and black Butterfly, an English Monarch to land on a Pointsettia plant red and gold Pointy green leaves. Here a point, there a point, everywhere a point point, yeah Uncle Sam wants You! 

New house, new wife, new job, newly-married, all no longer applies. Really? Yeah. Olden oxen donkeys, no more, a freeze. A man who says he is too good to go to war should be the one to go first. 

Get up get out yeah lazy lout, get into your working clothes. Drafted into war, not white splashing rafting river rapids, drafting for the fearful as well as the brave, a house no longer to pay mortgage, reverse mortgage on the house garage instead. 

It is not fair to allow some to fight but not others, unless you are disabled, this should be the only ticket to ride, glad you came to your senses and yah complied. 

LET BYE GONES BE BYE GONES

Let bye gones be bye gones, to sorrowfully must to say good bye, live and let live, to must swallow your pride as the truth unveils and your face is seen, not shining after all, not a keen sheen an orange tint after gorging on a breakfast sweet potato treat but not truly feeling sweet, lips of peeling white skin leprosy, she said it's cuz of drinking gin. Only a human after all, a wizard of Oz not, no lie. A steriod here, a steroid there, devoid of love, licorice to lick, clean up the mess. 

A bye gone that means you will be gone, say to me good-bye, a song to never die. Our Father who art in Heaven, hearing angels singing real angels a song without words, a bassoon a bass a harp not to harp not a harpy. A trope? Nope, I know the words I'm not a dope. 

A tornado here a hurricane there, canoeing on white water rapids as if none of it were there. A paddle in a puddle to stomp as you sing a new song a happy song not a song as a waddle in a mud puddle. Mud pies in a store to try to sell as your fingers blister in Hell. Petroleum jelly not jam, your fingers in jars jammed.

To read savvy Shakespeare as he writes: "Romeo where art thou Romeo?" A love story of a Juliet and a Romeo never to part apart, in death do they part? Not to be a part of those whose death has no Heaven, change your playmates and your playground to see to opt Heaven no thirst or hunger asunder, bliss bliss-fulness, rainstorm thunder yonder. 

Delicious manna magically grown in Heaven (not reincarnation) sugar cane truthfulness scrumptious swallowed sweetness Sweet Hearts, chocolate Yankee Doodle Dandy, read and see the play Shakespeare snack on candy!