Monday, October 28, 2019

INSPIRATION IS JUST A SIP AWAY

How to become creatively inspired? What can we do or think about to feel in order to feel inspired, lit up like a light, a light bulb over one's head, an idea a sip away lightened beaming brilliance becoming a genius a thinker a feeler emotionally savvy understanding of new ideas wonderment, life as like a theatrical movie, out with the old and in with the new. 

How to be a new man with new ideas, not to be a mimic copying the works of other people, people who existed in history instead for you to wake up to have originality. Can you think "big" without being arrogant? Without being overly consumed in self-pride? To love others not just yourself? To help those in need if indeed they are truly in need and to show them love not just affection. What will this affection do for them when what they need is a sandwich luncheon with bottled water and chips from someone with a good not bad heart. To offer these poorer people tickets for free to the symphony, not to be phony instead to call them up on their phone. 

Let people know that you love them. Do not be afraid of real love. To love something as simple as a quill a ball point pen or a simple pebble a grain of salt a stone you find on the beach! Use idols that encourage this love not to abandon them to not even try out how they make you feel. To feel love because someone loves you and you love someone, even as simple as to begin with a quill. 

To be Scrooge who during Christmas time who purchased his employee a goose to eat and to give Tiny Tim his disabled son a chance for a good life, not to withhold money or food from your employees, to awaken like Scrooge as a new man, in a new world, with true love and generosity speaking words of the truth not deceit.

Friday, October 25, 2019

HOW TO CURE DIZZINESS

Do you get a feeling of dizziness as an allergic reaction to touching money coin change or store receipts or store plastic bags? A dizzy vertigo reaction upon touch. What to do about this and how to treat it with over-the-counter medicines. How? Do not use a medicine at all. 

To treat this dizziness on the spot, use a hand lotion or hand wash soap that has the ingredient of Cetyl Alcohol in it. Just a dab will do yah. Look at the ingredients of the soaps and hand lotions you have or are sold at the stores and see if this Cetyl Alcohol is listed in the additives. If it is, use it every time you get this allergic dizzy reaction, the dizziness will cease and go away. 

Carry this lotion in your pocket, or purse, to use instantly, use it to smooth the skin of your hands, to wash your hands to cure the allergic dizzy reaction. 

You'll be surprised how good you feel after treating yourself with this loving care.

Thursday, October 24, 2019

THE DELICIOUSNESS OF AN HONEST PIZZA

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Pizza. How and why do we love this food pizza and our memories of eating it cause us to crave it and want more, pizza slice after pizza slice. What is in this pizza as the chef throws the dough into the air to stretch the crust and cause it to become rounded circle circulated, become thick or thin crust as it stretches, catching it in midair putting it onto a large spatula into the red hot fierceness of fires and brim stones of a sooty smokey oven, sparks and spits black charcoals live wires sticky smooth creamy tart tomato sauce, pieces of meat or remaining vegan, vegetables, even to try anchovies a spicy fish in the tomato mixture little mouthfuls of pizzazz, a hot spicy flare of taste. A good taste that tastes good.

A round sharp knife rotated to cut the pieces it rolls over the cheesy dough and segments it into triangles or squares, whichever you prefer. 

But if you are eating a vegan or kosher diet, beware under the sauce and cheese, there could be pieces of pork, that you cannot see from the top, pork bacon and you've just bitten into it and now have a mouthful of a forbidden not kosher meat. First, uncover the dough of a piece of the top cheese and check for this pork meat. It could be there hidden. There are chefs who use pork bacon bits and put it under the cheese. 

It is not enough to ask if a pizza is kosher or not. Since it is a meat product whether the meat is kosher meat or not, the meat must not be combined with a dairy, the cheese. In a kosher diet we cannot mix milk products with meat products. The cheese can be eaten directly after the meat, but not before or during. And not to eat the meat and dairy simultaneously. If milk is ingested you must wait four hours before eating the meat.

Know what you are eating consume only what is good for your digestive system, your soul your religious choices and the goodness sweetness of your humanly heart. An honest pizza please is all we ask for.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

COMBATING EVIL SPIRITS WELCOMING GOOD SPIRITS

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The Halloween Pagan holiday after Sukkot the Jewish Holiday. What about these scary spirits. They come to you and knock on your door. What to do about real spirits when they cannot remain buried, always to keep you harried. A coffin closed door opening, a creaking sound, a slamming of the coffin door, a door at all? There is the Shabbat Bride who is at your Sanctuary Door, but she is not spooky, she is beautiful. The Sukkot holy days to be days of beautiful Jewish women with their husbands in our present and in our past.

Out of doors this Sukkah is created, to sit in it as we feel the cool dew of the outdoors on our faces, moisture on our hands, a sweet time eating Challah, Rosh Ha' Shannah Jewish new year sweetie foods: caramel and peanut taffy apples on a stick, caramel corn like popped corn except not salty, it is sweet. A shot of Scotch or a sip of sweet heart red Kosher wine, Blue Moon beer. The goodness of good liquor spirits. Good spirits not scary with us in our Sukkahs like i.e. Moses, Miriam, Aaron, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Rebecca, Rachel, Leah, Esther, Hannah, Ruth. 

A musical instrument a piccolo or a flute to pick up and to play our favorite songs, songs from our worship Siddur prayer books singing soulfully as we play our instruments. Tropes in songs with the endings of words that increase to soprano into a one two three-Yah! How to deal with this constant three? Yah, it is one two three-Yah!

How many Gods are there? One. Yah! Who is God? Yah!

Sit back now and relax on your easy chair, invite family and friends into your outdoor Sukkah. Do you have a new pal who resembles a vampire? Ask her into your tent Sukkah and laugh about ol' times. Her teeth to be shining white brilliant none missing. She has all her teeth including her wisdom teeth! Ask her for a word of wisdom. 

Break open a jar of honey, sweetie honey that you can both swallow, to stay compassionate, affectionate, fondness, appreciative really wonderful. Is there someone under the weather? How 'bout a bowl of chicken noodle soup? If not, how 'bout a bowl of matzos ball soup. Apple cider? Apple juice as a substitute for grape juice to pray at our Shabbat Torah worship services. No rain yet? Sleep overnight in your Sukkah and enjoy!

What to enjoy? Enjoy the Fall fallen leaves during the times of Awe in autumn. Red leaves, golden, green, yellow, leaves of crispy consistency. Put a red leaf into your book as a bookmark and then send it into a letter for your sweetie to behold, beloved, blessed, real live leaves. Promise me never to leave. Who? God.

Friday, October 11, 2019

IS IT FALL OR IS IT AUTUMN?

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To be Fall in a warmer weather climate, is it Fall season or is it called autumn? Do we claim "awe" or do we claim not to tumble in a fall during the Fall.

To have superior genetics to stand up tall, Czech "sokol" gymnastics in the Fall not to take a fall, not to fall down, to look upwards to feel the warmth of the sun and also to look downwards to feel humility, easiness a feeling of truth and sincerity, a bow before the Lord. How many Gods are there? There is One. Will this ever change? No.

To not trip on a red brick falling backwards or fall because you're not holding onto a wall. A yellow wall? It's mellow. Stands tall. To remain standing, to take a stand, to have an orchestral band playing sweet music in your head, davening, chanting, peacefulness, soundness, also to see beauty, to have a beau who is a partner beau that means beautiful. 

To where do you and she travel to? To a place we've been before, a place of familiarity, to remember old sights, to dance in a forest, to feel the coolness of running water, streams, rivers, white water rapids rafting. To be like Tarzan to fly from tree to tree, three to three? If you are strong enough, otherwise rest in the number One. If there is One number the easier your life will be, soothing as after a back massage, what is the message not to miss?  Yellow mustard and corned beef on rye bread. Carrot sticks.

Monday, October 7, 2019

CREATIVE IDEAS FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

A new and different Halloween costume? Lots of ideas from children's books in libraries children's departments, looking on shelves of Celebrate and Party Stores. Can you come up with an idea of your own? What type of character did do you always want to become? 

A Push-Me Pull-You. A horse with two heads one on you and one on your husband's head, like Siamese Twins. A horse or a cowboy? A cowgirl. A black and white Zebra? Paint your face in black and white stripes. As a horse to have a bushy shaggy tail, to swing back and forth, to have a lion's mane or tiger's green eyes. To use black lipstick to smear on your lips. To add a drop of an aromatic oil to underneath your ears.

To be a Hercules, the strongest man in the world to add padding over your arms, strong full comfy muscles, the Greek God, to be Medusa, the Greek Goddess to braid your hair in tiny snake-like braids to flip flop on top of your head shake your head and we will watch the braids fly like nighttime bats. 

Places to go in these costumes, uniforms. The richer the neighborhood the more pleasing the candy. A doctors' neighborhood. A place to find a trick or a treat. 

The costume of a witch with her flying broomstick, a dog in a basket on the back of her bike. Tonto. A gypsy with long beaded necklaces and bracelets, scarves all over her shoulders, neck and head. A long bouncy skirt. To be a Mr. Fred Flint Stone and his wife Wilma to be dressed in tiger red stripes on long garments as in The Flint Stones on TV. 

Halloween is a fun time for everyone, trick or treat? Knock three times on the front door, and I will let you in. The password? The number three. 

The Adam's Family. Frankenstein. Vampires. Werewolves, Ghosts. A razor blade in an apple? Rat poison dusting a candy bar unwrapped and then wrapped again. A cookie chocolate chip and cyanide put in the dough the batter for the badder. 

Enjoy your Halloween! Lots of delicious snacks!

Thursday, September 19, 2019

3 X 3 = 9

In Jewish ritual law, there is a rule that ten Jews must be present in order to recite the Kaddish the prayer for the dead. However if you have nine people you need only the Torah scroll itself to count as the tenth member. If there is no Torah scroll or not a tenth person member, only nine individuals, then the Kaddish cannot be recited. 

The Minnesota Temple's Scrolls were saved first not to even save the people themselves the scrolls were considered more important than the people. The pics uploaded of this burning of the synagogue show the police saving the scrolls, as if the scrolls were human. Women are not allowed to pray from the scrolls or even be near them. Women are also segregated at the Western Wall in Herusalem. 

So how can we deal with this and do something about it? Missionaries are knocking on doors everywhere every day, to bring the good word to the households of these domestic housewives who do nothing but cleaning and cooking all day, an existence of the wicked, "Boil Boil Toil and Trouble". 

Find a good neighborhood buy a farm a farmhouse a barn a garden horses, cows, sell cow's milk, raise animals have a family love your family do charity good deeds for those who know not.